Wednesday, January 24, 2007

basics of a banana

today is officially "i hate maths day"
people please commemorate this day by tearing
ur maths books if u have enough scotch tape later
on to stick it back or just throw the damn book away
if u have the money.

back to lively stuff if u consider this lively...

accidents...
im sure all of u would have know of the boy who
fought metal with his legs...
and according to mr chua, the boy lost!
aww shucks...
on a higher note, this boy wont be fighting metal
for another 3 months.

how accidents happen>>>>
1. boys will be boys.
2. i can crush an aluminum can why not a car!
3. runnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!
4. mp3 players can kill.

i have listed out certain possible ways to kill urself.
but...
lemme describe on what would happen if u fought metal.
when u stand in front of a car, the hood of the car
would ram against ur privates or ur legs depending whether
u are tall or short.
from that impact, ur bones might--->
snap into 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8... pieces
isn't that cool!!! then ur legs, if it hits ur legs would most likely
be bent into a very very cool shape. rmb to have a camera with u
when u try to kick metal.
if it hits ur privates, for males, too bad, im quite sure u will be
impotent for the rest of ur lives, for females an males alike im
quite sure ur pelvic bone would.. be dislodge , shattered and
hopefully pierce an organ or two, and... bleed to death.
rmb faster the speed=longer the distance.
if the car hits u at a fast enough speed, oooh u might fly.
another scenario would be that u get hit by a truck, ur legs
gets broken, so ur unable to move. from here, the fun part begins.
the truck runs across ur pinned down body, its engine scrapping
away ur flesh as it drives across u leaving u lacerated body behind,
with this , ur cut up body is exposed to the searing heat from the
trucks engine. wahaha. isn't that cool!

ok. this brings an end to my topic on accidents.
have a good day and please dont fight metal.

signing off. mr banana/tj


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