Wednesday, January 24, 2007
basics of a banana
today is officially "i hate maths day"people please commemorate this day by tearingur maths books if u have enough scotch tape lateron to stick it back or just throw the damn book awayif u have the money.back to lively stuff if u consider this lively...accidents...im sure all of u would have know of the boy whofought metal with his legs...and according to mr chua, the boy lost!aww shucks...on a higher note, this boy wont be fighting metal for another 3 months.how accidents happen>>>>1. boys will be boys.2. i can crush an aluminum can why not a car!3. runnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!4. mp3 players can kill.i have listed out certain possible ways to kill urself.but...lemme describe on what would happen if u fought metal.when u stand in front of a car, the hood of the car would ram against ur privates or ur legs depending whetheru are tall or short.from that impact, ur bones might--->snap into 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8... piecesisn't that cool!!! then ur legs, if it hits ur legs would most likelybe bent into a very very cool shape. rmb to have a camera with u when u try to kick metal.if it hits ur privates, for males, too bad, im quite sure u will be impotent for the rest of ur lives, for females an males alike imquite sure ur pelvic bone would.. be dislodge , shattered and hopefully pierce an organ or two, and... bleed to death.rmb faster the speed=longer the distance.if the car hits u at a fast enough speed, oooh u might fly.another scenario would be that u get hit by a truck, ur legs gets broken, so ur unable to move. from here, the fun part begins.the truck runs across ur pinned down body, its engine scrappingaway ur flesh as it drives across u leaving u lacerated body behind,with this , ur cut up body is exposed to the searing heat from thetrucks engine. wahaha. isn't that cool!ok. this brings an end to my topic on accidents.have a good day and please dont fight metal.signing off. mr banana/tj
HAHAHA.JIN "
yellowED" at 2:59:00 PM