Friday, May 23, 2008
whee this is starting to get fun!
dear diary..
hahah... thats so bimbotic!!!
today i picked a flower and my nose.
then i stumbled upon a couple. my itchy fingers told me that
it was itchy so unfortunately... im going to show it to you.
please dont scream!
hahaha just kidding, wrong photo.
yea.. i know what u are thinking..keep it to yourself.okie.. hey! diary! its me againumm.. i should talk about how ultra talented god has made me again.
my future as a tattoo artist showcase no.2
exhibit no.3 -gay pretty flowers on jin hong's hand
exhibit no.4 - emo-crap (it reads please cut along dotted line )
thats the end of my showcase no.2
i told you i rock! seriously i do pentoo for free. pentoo is the art of faking tattoo with pen drawing.
im good!!!
i cant help it..
hahah why the hell am i blogging. i should be studying
small print time!! yuck!
HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 10:42:00 PM
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
i feel your love!
whee i feel the love!!!
you guys have been giving me support over the many months.
and i thank you for nothing.
i suppose i am suppose to feel damn glorified now right?!
well i decided to un-die my blog for one day because of boredom.. not you spammers on
my damn tag board talking about nothing related to me in particular.
okie erm..
if i talk about what i did today i suppose you people will be damn envious of me.
but if i dont...
then whats the point of this stupid useless online diary.
conclusion.
im not talking about what i did today.
yay!
cause blogging is pointless.
yeap it really is. trust me.
okie okie to stall time im going to write a story about a puff.
once upon a time. There was a load of flour. The baker was tired after a day at work.
he pounded the flour? and mixed it with water.the water mixed with the flour to form a goopish compound
known as dough. but i'll call it goop.
then he added eggs to the goop to form yellow goop. the he put the goop in an incinerating machine to cook
it into little buns. however it came out as little puffs!
the little puffs were made of sugar spice and everything nice and the baker utonium accidentally added a concoction of goop and thus the powerpuff gagg* cough* chokes* were formed.
the powerpuff gagg* cough* chokes* sold like hotcakes.
p.s. the hotcakes didnt sell much anyway.
there for the baker threw the puffs into the bin and it was inhabitated with the cookie monster!
the cookie monster bite the powerpuff gagg* cough* choke* and that was precisely what happen to him. he spat it out and the evil monkey with bad fashion sense came and ate it. it died!
yay hope u enjoyed my throughly nonsensical story! it took me a precious 5 mins.
Tan Jin presents his future as a tatoo artist
exhibit no.1 shellbroke tortoise
exhibit no.2 koala!!!(perchy) bertram's requestyay obviously im really talented a too bad if u dont think so.cause i think so.so if u think that it is nice then u dont think that u know that u are as blind as u dun think that u know that but we know that.
retards.im one of them.Note) tag 8 people to do this quiz & those who are tagged cannot refuse. these people must state who they were tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by. continue this game by sending it to other people.
#1 if your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be?
if my lover betrayed me i will snap her bones, cut off the head and put it in the bag and put it at kallang river.i chop off the arms and use it to cook arm chop. stir fry the thighs and the rest of the body to cook curry. i will kindly donate the kidneys to nkf and the rest to either NUH,TTSH,MEH,ESH..etc or the incineration plant.
#2 if you can have a dream to come true, what would it be?
if i had a dream come true, i would like sleep pass school time!
#3 what will your dream wedding be like?
my dream wedding is to have an alligator come and eat up everyone other than me and the cake.
#4 What would you do with a billion dollars ?
if i had a billion dollars i wont be blogging.
#5 what's your ideal lover like?
must look like me.
#6 which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
loving god
#7 How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
two minutes.. then i go eat pizza then come back and check again.
#8 if the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
hahaha. i will call civil defence to remove the glue then send him/her/it to hospital to get whatever's attached removed.
#9 is there anything that has made you unhappy these days?
yea... like blogging..
um chinese
um maths
um school
um yah.. just school
#10 What cheers you up the fastest ?
what kind of a stupid question is this? im a retard! im always happy!
#11 how do you see yourself in ten years time?
i see myself 10 years older.
#12 who are currently the most important people to you?
me,myself,i
God doesnt count cause he is not human.
bertram doesnt count cause he doesnt look like people.he look like bear.hahah
family wise doesnt count cause they are not people, they are retards like me.
friends dont count cause they cant be human to know me.
basically thats it.
me myself i
#13 what kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is?
really bored and nothing to do or just enjoy tagging
#14 would you rather be single & rich or married but poor?
single and rich.. for now.marriage can wait and poverty... naw... god cant bear to leave me in the dumps. i serve a good God.
#15 what's the first thing you do every morning?
go back to sleep.
#16 would you give it all for your friends?
it depends.i might.i might not.hahaha. see who first.
hahahaha
#17 if you fall in love with two people simultaneously, who would you pick?
i will pick the .... the.... the.... the... NOSE.
#18 what type of friends do you like?
hahah.. not a very nice one i suppose.
yay! okie i finish this crap so i can tag many people! yay!
TAG: me,you,we,i,they,us,he,she
okie i can put something in smallprint right? mushy ones!! yay!
whee small mushy smallprints on the way!!!
u made my eyes hurt bad and given me permanent blindness the day i saw you!
HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 2:02:00 PM