Sunday, November 16, 2008

THE GOD I KNOW

the God i know is almighty, powerful, omnipotent, loving, and most of all my friend.
the God i never fails to show up when i most needed him.
the God i know never short changes us.
the God i know, knows everything.

todays service was rather silly still the presence of GOD was overflowing in the whole hall.
been a little packed the past week. cant believe it!!! its ASIA CONFERENCE in 2days time.
i believe, i believe, i believe that GOD will begin to rise asia up, rise up city harvest church beyond our current ability. on day i believe the cost of $4million of runnning this conference will mean very little to our church. we will have times 10 the amount to give out to charities in one year and still carry on our services normally. god will prosper chc exceedingly abundantly above all that we can ask or imagine.ASIA CONF IS SO GOING TO ROCK!!!

I SERVE!
I SERVE!
I SERVE!

dang they gave me a xs size t shirt..am i that smalll???!!!!!...hahahaha
crap i really am a wu di dong. cant fat guy.hahahah
yeaahh all the girls out there must be rather pissed with me right now.
ADOREEEE MY HOURGLASS FIGURE.hahhaha.
yay.

seriously im super bored.
B-ored
O-range
R_retard
E-elephant
D-donkey

you people should try this its so boring its amazing!
guess what is the most boring thing on earth?
it goes like this M_ _ _ _
yeah....?
get it?
u dont?
DUMB!!!!!
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
okie.
maybe i am the dumb one.
its MATHS>
hahah now im a freaking genius.
1+1=7
2+2=84
hahaha bet u cant solve that. lemme show u.
1+1=7 ------(1)
2+2=84 ----(2)
from (1)
0=5
0=0
therefore from (1)
0=0
sub 0=0 into (2.1)
0=84
0(0)=84
0=0

therefore i conclude that 0=0

ha! im a genius okie signing off,
back with smarter stuff nxt time


HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 9:34:00 PM


Laughter is the best medicine!




Wednesday, November 05, 2008

yay undied

yay viewership is low!
good that means i can start posting again.hahahah
at least its better than none!

hey guys recently i just found out something that has been bugging me for the longest time ever.
guess what ...
i really really like food!
GOD made food, im enjoying it.
GOD loves me... I AM LOVEEDDDDDDD!!!
hahaha!

yay!! KRISTINE TAGGED!!!! KRISTINEEE TAGGED!!!!!!
KRISTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! HAHA! ur tys saved me.hahaha

yay updates on my life.
loading... loading
1%...
3%
15%
37%
52%
76%
98%
99%
JAM!
...
...
...
KAYA!
PEANUT BUTTER!
MARGARINE!
MARMARLADE!
NUTTELA?

... ... ... crap stomach grumbling.
yes grumbling. not spell wrong.
its pissed at me for eating less, not like i want?
cant believe my stomach doing this to me.

for your information i have decided to rename my guitar















now i call HER, MRS KENNEDY!
f.y.i. kennedy means ugly head,
muahahahahaha.

anyway i got nothing to blog about.
so i shall say a story about nothing.

once upon a time, a nothing.






nothing exist between the above sentence and this. it was rather frustrating to something that there was nothing he could do about nothing as nothing was doing nothing.then there was a pancake. something ate the pancake and the pancake became nothing and now there was 2 nothings and there was nothing something could do about nothing as there was two nothings. besides he could do anything to nothing because nothing is perfect, 2 nothings will be 2 perfect, too perfect, then came big mac. it was eaten by something and it became nothing. the tan jin came and ate everything. the end.


im still hungry.hahahaha

im dreaming of a.....


pancake
char kway teow
laksa
chilli(kidding)
butter prawn(kidding also)
wasabi fish fillet(u kidding>? no way)
food
ffooooodd
ffffoooooooooodddd
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
FOOD!
FOOOOOD!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


GOD ROCKS TOTALLY! I MEAN LIKE HE CREATED FOOD RIGHT?
HAHAHA

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME READING NOTHING IN PARTICULAR
BYE


HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 9:43:00 PM


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