Monday, March 16, 2009

CPR!!!! CPR!!!!

hello!
i really dont know wht to blog about.
whee took me 5 min to remember my blogger user id.
then i realised it was my email address. arghhh.
bored since i have nothing to do i will do a little self intro.

hello!
im RAPHAEL TAN JIN!
i like to make fun of shu hui's name. dont tell her that i said it on my blog.
ESSSPPPAAAALLLLLANZAAAA!
UM I HAVE 4 WIFES AND ONE SON/DAUGHTER.
BIG WIFE IS MY CLASSICAL.
WHICH I LENT DELVIS.
oh no i lent my wife to my friend to play!
my second wife is my electric, which is super high maintainence.
and darn noisy,
my third wife is called mrs kennedy which means ugly head.
u can she her pic in the below post
and my newest wife is a MAESTRO!!!!
MAESTRO!!!!!!! MAESTRO!!! ITS A FREAKING GOOD WIFE!
AND cost me alot.
cant believe the agency charge me so much.
and my ukelele! its annoying and retarded like all of u reading this post.
whee im currently out of inspiration to write anything

so im gonna tell u about medical check up
if there is one wor to describe it
it would be
disturbing.
seriously.
imagine u go to the counter then this lady comes to u and gives u this container saying half cup will do.
uuhh feels wierd to pee into a cup.
then during the xray they make me taske off my shirt, cant help it if im too sexy
cause they make me take off my shirt 2 times.
once at the xray and the other time at the doctor's check up.
its a she
she said a very wierd line :take off ur shirt and sit on the bed.
sounds like im gonna get raped by a doctor.
then she asked if i got any lumps or bumps in my groin.
i think i shall not proceed and crack any gross jokes, got females reading my blog.
hahahaha.

end!
wait another few week then i blog again, perhaps with pics, if im happy.


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