Friday, September 11, 2009
another nonsensical entry
HELLO! im here to announce that RAPHAEL TAN JIN IS PERFECTLY SANE. :)
it is not a lie. cause i can think well can i am not on IMH wanted list.
im on twitter! just kidding.
i mean i really am. HIXZXZX MYXZXZXZXZ NAMEXZXZSZXZX ISHZXZX TAN JIN. I TWITSXZXXZXZ.
im a twit :) so i twitter.
AHH! WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT. IM NOT ON TWITTER.
TODAY ON ANOTHER SERIES OF HOW TO MAKE THINGS TASTE NICE.
1.GLUESTICK.
i am sure that if you have ever eaten a glue stick u would agree that it taste bland, sticky and kind of a horrible taste.
today if you follow my simple instruction, it will never taste bad again.
step 1. take the gluestick and turn it out to the max so that the whole glue stick is exposed.
step 2. dip the gluestick into a tub of sugar.
step 3. dip the sugar coated gluestick into condensed milk.
step 4. sprinkle milo powder all over it.
and its ready to eat! dun worry about the sugar dropping all over. :) its glue. if it doesnt stick well, change brand, whats the use of an unsticky gluestick. eat fast. do not suck the glue stick too much. swallow it before it loses its flavouring.
2. Cardboard boxes
cardboard boxes are generally hard to chew and thus making it hard to swallow. it would exude this papery taste when stick in your mouth too long. so how do we solve this problem.
step 1. cut out your cardboard boxes into a standard square shape.
step 2. prepare a cut of tea.
step 3. dip and eat.
it now as a nicer texture, soggy and taste of tea. THATS HOW U EAT CARDBOARD. :)
3. Vegetable
Vegetables are usually eaten when there is nothing else left to eat. it is suppose to be nutritious, but who care if it tastes bad. i would choose to have MEATBALLS anytime compared to vegetables. but on today's how to do it, im going to teach u how to eat ur vegetables.
but before that lets examines some pretty sneaky way adults try to force us to eat vegetables. WHY MUST WE SUFFER FOR THEIR BAD FARMING SKILLS?
- wanton : have you people ever realised that in a wanton, they wrap the meat together with the vegetables and make us eat it? and they even wrap it up in a yellow skin so that we do not see it. DO NOT BE TRICKED.
- oyster sauce : yes i admit i like oyster sauce. but it is only most of the time applied on vegetables. when we put the vegetable with the oyster sauce in our mouth, it taste kinda nice for a few second and then the vegetable taste comes out. thats kinda sneaky.
- abalone : why do they always cook abalone with vegetables. :(
- celery : whats with celery anyway? its taste bad. people stop growing it. its yuck.
- i like complaining about how bad vegetables taste :)
- fried dumpling : it taste nice, but they trick us by putting vege in it. a full meat dumpling would taste so nice!
anyway back to how to make vegetables taste nice.
step 1. take the vegetable on ur fork, or chopstick.
step 2. put it on your brother's plate when he is not looking.
step 3. feign ignorance.
:) its always nicer when you are not the one eating it.
3. chilli
SORRY nobody should eat chilli. its LA JIAO, it sounds like LA JI(rubbish) which means they are related. they have the same surname. chilli cannot taste nice no matter what you do to it. it is really bad. you can try
- putting the sauce in water, an the whole pot of water will taste like chilli
- using tissue to clean it off, the chilli ends up in the rubbish anyway
- adding sugar, IT IS POINTLESS, sweet chilli and normal chilli doest have a difference, its still chilli, stop asking me to try
- adding garlic is the worse thing to do. macdonald's only downfall is the garlic chilli, hasnt anyone told them that the chilli they have is so SMELLY??
- the red appearance should be changed to blue or something, red is kind of freaky.
in other words. NOPE chilli cant be made to taste nicer.
CHILLI TASTE BAD, SMELLS BAD, IS BAD, TOO BAD.
JOIN ME NOW IN MY CAMPAIGN, THE WHACK MOVEMENT. (WE HATE ALL CHILLI. KENTUCKY!)
uhh the kentucky doesnt make sense but it gives the movement more sense. < only smart people will understand that line!
sign up on my tagboard now. and complimentary tissue papers to clean off chilli will be given out at any toilets near you. grab one today.
the end. what a nonsensical post
HAHAHA.JIN "
yellowED" at 11:38:00 AM