Monday, September 28, 2009
its a small world after all
HI people its a small world after all.
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small small world.
:) that was random!
im sorry for the really really late update. i have been kind of reluctant to use the computer these few days.
IM EATING WAFFLES. MMMmmm ITS NICE.
sorry back to my post.
Children Church is super duper cute! Whee. Pastor Eileen is so so so awesome, when she went on stage all the kids suddenly become very guai. Hah. i wish i could do that.
time for my nonsense already. Nobody likes to read about Tan Jin blogging about his life.
Definition of "YUPNESS"
Yupness is a word use to emphasize your strong willingness in doing something and while doing so not needing to worry about a long reply from the other party to re access ur willingness.
example.
other party: Can you help me do a birthday card for someone?
me: Okays.
other party: You sure ah? dont cheat my feeling hor, the card need to be done one XX/XX/XXXX
me: Yessss! i will do it.
other party: Huhhh... you sound reluctant leh. you sure you can do it.
me: yes yes yes i will do it.
other party: okay okay okay. thx so much.
the above would be a typical case where the "me" have a hard time convincing someone that he is willing to do the task thrown at him.
But people, fear no more with the YUPNESS. it will solve all ur problems, taking the same case study.
Other party: Can you help me do a birthday card for someone?
Me: YUPNESS!
Other party: erm..HAHA. okays
SEE IT SOLVES ALL UR PROBLEM.
THROW IN A SMILEY FACE BEHIND.
Today on how to do it.
we will discuss on how to kill dracula. cause obviously i hate him so much. :D
1.Since he is afraid of the light, when he comes out of his coffin at night, wait until he is gone, go and lock his coffin a throw away the keys. the when he comes back he will realise, oh no! somebody locked his house and he will be forced to wait outside and when the sun comes up. HE DIES! :D :D :D
2.Buy insecticide, when dracula transform into the cute little bat, aim the insecticide at him and spray!!! it would Knock him unconscious, then when it drops on the floor, pick him up and put him in a hamster cage. this would ensure that when he transforms back into dracula, the cage would be too small and he would crack all his bones, or eventually die of starvation. HAHAHA
3.GLUE his coffin shut. so that dracula cannot come out.
4.Make dracula watch the ring. :D the ugly girl in the show would kill dracula.
5.Bring Garlic... Garlic chilli. that thing is extremely toxic, be careful not to kill urself with that, its so smelly that if frankenstein smelt it, he would die also. Macdonald's is the safest place if you want to hide from dracula.if you want to use it to kill dracula. while he is about the bite you, grab a packet tear it open, the smell is going to knock him out temporarily case he hates garlic, empty the packet into his mouth. cause Chilli kills. hahaha.
THE END. i cant believe my counter went past 1k. so many retarded people reading my retarded post. hahahaha
HAHAHA.JIN "
yellowED" at 10:24:00 AM