Monday, October 19, 2009
Whee im back
Whee Im Guessing People miss me thats why im back blogging!
Guess what? i miss me too!
My Computer has been acting up wierd recently and refuse to connect to the internet, it must have been going through its teenage years. its learning how to rebel.
OH no! i know how it feels like to be a parent of a teenager now.
1.it refuse to do whatever you say
2.Even if it did it, it would be really slowly.. (lagging)
3.Slamming door in face, (bluescreen error) <--- i hate the blue screen error!
i Did something silly by going to school at 9 am this morning when the only lecture i had in the day started at 5! wow!!! am i silly or what. i learn a lesson, check the online portals!!!
Dear all brothers and sisters out there, i just spotted something for the first time in my 17 years of life, that the green man in the traffic light is made up of green dots! ... and the sun is not yellow, its just very bright. HAHAHA. dont try to look at it!
Im being a really Good boy! as im taking a break from cleaning up my stuff which has been there for ages to blog!
I AM FAITHFUL IN THE LITTLE THINGS! haha. RESPONSIBILITY is a LONG word!!! which means it must be mighty important!
I WENT OUT WITH BERTY AND WHO KNOWS THAT COTTON CANDY CAN CAUSE SO MUCH HAVOC AND FUN! ANYWAY! im not uploading the photos because im afraid some of you might find it offensive
just kidding, i dunno how to upload the photos. HAHAHA.
Today on do it yourself!
HOW to handle responsibilities in the house part ONE!
First on the list
Basic Household Chore: How to clean that dirt of the floor
As the saying Goes, simplicity is efficiency (i created that phrase, claps for me!)
1. The Good old fashion way, Take a broom and slowly sweep all the dirt into the pan!
- What is a broom?
- a broom is a stick and at the bottom is usually some more small sticks which are tied,
glued, whatevered at the end!
of course this is the tried and tested method, but it is extremely tedious if you have a big house. if you dont want to do it, you can always
- hire a maid
- hire a brother
- threaten a brother
- threaten the broom
- convince the broom that it is able to do the job on its own
- Buy a bigger broom
- Live in a smaller house
- Command the house not to litter in itself
- Ask the dirt to move away in Jesus name
IF all that fails, too bad, you either do it yourself or adopt the nxt few suggestions!
2. Buy a vacuum cleaner to clean up the house!
Vacuum cleaners are fast and efficient but with several disadvantages, it requires a wall socket to run and it makes ALOT of noise! if you hate the noise you can get ear plugs but you would still have to exert strength in doing the chore! here are some variations on vacuuming!
- Hire a maid and get her to do it for you
- Do it yourself
- get those robotic kinds that move by themselves, bound to cost a bomb and sure to breakdown really fast
- * buy 3 or more vacuum cleaners, use your artistic skills to disguise your vacuum cleaner as a tank/plane and borrow a few nephews/ niece or young children, then try to bluff them into thinking the vacuum cleaner is a war machine that makes noise, and their job is to run around the house with it and try to attack the other tanks/ plane! with enough luck, the kids enjoy themselves and you get a clean house!
- as a tamiya expert to install remote controls in your vacuum clean so that you are able to control it from the comfort from wherever you are sitting
3. External intervention
this would be done without/minimal effort on your part. this would conclude part one of the household chores cause im tired!
- hire external maid agency ( let them decide how to do it themselves!)
- pray really hard that it would rain in your house
- pray for nice relatives on holiday who happen to stay at yourself clean up ur house for you
- smear the house floor with chocolate, preferably mars bars, cause i like it! then borrow dogs from neighbours/ friends/ family/ stray dog from coffee shop, allow them to lick up the chocolate which sticks with the dirt! this helps to give your house a shiny/waxed appearance and the dog would be fed for days.
this concludes the DO it yourself part one! hope you are blessed!
imagine those kiddy story books...
one day little MISS DOT DOT met Mr Cheerful,
Mr Cheerful, " Hi! what a wonderful day MISS DOT DOT "
MISS DOT DOT , " ... ... ..."
HAHAHAHAHA sorry, i just had to say that, the end, hope this is crappy enough to cover for my absence!
HAHAHA.JIN "
yellowED" at 8:51:00 PM