Saturday, March 27, 2010

i have to type something here


redecorated my room!!
after procrastinating for God knows how long, it finally got too messy and i decided to Revamp it and wei wei benefitted from it, now he has the fan to himself and i get to sleep beside my wife :) (guitar) YAY! the picture there is my super awesome new notice board which i spent alot of post it and alot of time doing, but its cool!

cool people make cool things :)

COOL <----- ME

i have no idea what to blog!!!
i miss CHIMPYY!!!
chimpy is in the cupboard! i shall take u out soon.

um um um um um um. i shall write a story to entertain myself.
haha.
the ... ... ... ... story. ( dedicated to CHUI) for always dotting me)

once upon a time there lived a queen ant. she looked like ---> O
she basically look like a swollen dot.
so one day the queen ant said, i will go find a new home.
so she crawled along the garden

O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ O

that represented the queen ant crawling across the garden.
( K... at least try to imagine)

then she said, who then shall do my biddings? i know! i shall give birth to more ants.
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
so she laid some ant eggs. and poof! ants were born!
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

and the ants were really small! but they were able to do the queen's biddings and the queen lived happily ever after!

.... .... ... ( more ants)

ANT classification!

O <--- Queen ant!
o <--- Egg ant!
. <--- Ant!
. <--- Worker ant!
. <--- Fighter ant!
. <--- Bored ant!
. <--- Sleeping ant!
. <--- King ant!
. <--- Domestic worker ant!
, <--- Permanent resident ant! ( its PR, its not a real ant!)

basically this is just to show u : example :

ME: i slipped on a banana! and i fell! hhahaha
You: O.O

that meant Queen ant, ant, Queen ant

or,

ME: i slipped on a banana! and i fell! hhahaha
You: O.o

that meant Queen ant, ant, Egg ant

or,

ME: i slipped on a banana! and i fell! hhahaha
You: ... ... ... ... ...

that meant like the whole population of ants!
it could mean
worker ant worker ant worker ant domestic worker ant domestic worker ant domestic worker ant bored ant bored ant bored ant


hahaha, whatever!!! i shouldnt blog when im sleepy!
i type nonsense!

THE END ( more nonsense guaranteed next time)


HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 12:55:00 AM


Laughter is the best medicine!




Wednesday, March 17, 2010

hey hey hey im blogging again~

Im blogging again! do you know why? you probably dont.
i shall tell you why.
cause its a blog, im suppose to tell people stuff.

can you imagine a post that goes :

Title: A Great Day

Post: Hi! i had a great day today! but im not going to tell you what happen cause its my life, you go get one of your own. stay tuned readers for whats happening nxt week.


nxt week...

Title: Yet another Great Day

Post: Hey readers, thanks for reading my blog, i had a great day, thanks for reading, thats basically all im sharing, cause i expect people to respect my privacy, so i go one step further, i prevent people having opportunities to disrespect my privacy, i guess i spoke too much, you know more about me already! nooo... anyway stay tuned.


can you stand this kind of people? I rather this kind of people just kill their blog then say this un productive statements.

anyway enough of sidetrack, and im blogging because my hair is wet, but by typing the stuff up there my hair is no longer wet. AWWW.

facebook is cool!.. ... to a certain extent that is. as in if you use it awhile a day its alright, can u imagine those people that make updates every hour or two. with totally unconstructive comments. comeon! grow a life! or go watch a tree grow, im sure thats more interesting.

example of unconstructive facebook comments

" this is so boring"

i mean like come on! firstly its boring cause you are spending your entire life on facebook. what is there to do! you have 400 friends. as in for most people. if you have 1000 plus friend you probably dont know half of them. there really isnt much to do there.

" oh someone uploads a photo "
clicks on the photo*
scrolls through pictures*

10 secs later... ...

watches finish the pictures*
wonders to yourself who in the world is the person who add you and you just look through his or her photo*

or another scenario

clicks on person profile*
...
...
for the 20th time in an hour, because there isnt really much to do.

lets get a life people, facebook is fun, but dont obsess yourself over it.


another kind of people that irks me is those that update every2 hours or ever 20mins.

hi world i just work up* 815am
i am brushing my teeth now :)* 824am
im so lazy :( :( back on my bed* 830am
oops! i fell asleep, late for school! OH NO* 932am
in school nw.* 1020am
the teacher is so boring* 1021am
yawns* 1022am
when will this lesson end* 1023am
hope the teacher dun catch me using facebook* 1024am
i want to go home* 1030am

bet you have some of this kind of people on ur facebook.

and whats with the fan thing.

i think im hot, if you think so too, become a fan.
if i have 3,000,000 fans, i will wear an underwear on my head for a full day
if i have 6,000,000 fans, i will wear a soiled underwear on my head for a full day
if i have 9,000,000 fans, i will imitate captain underpants for a full day

its so irritating!!! get it out of facebook! haha

basically i have nothing much better to say thats why im being so uncharacteristically whiney!
but whiney is better than sulky.
haha anyway its still a yellow happy blog so i shall say some yellow happy stuff!

there was a cookie, it was brown. one day it was walking, it slipped on a banana peel and fell down, it become yellow and tasted like banana, thats how the banana cookie came about, hope subway sells it soon. haha. its doesnt make sense! thats what yellow happy blog is about.

this is not a one sided blog entry! just so you know.

im joining POS! its not cause im into cheerleading but because i need the muscles. time to add some meat to myself. haha. i looked to puny as a basketballer imposter, im ashamed of my size. time to add some meat to myself!!

some spiritual stuff next post!! now is 3am, my mind too zonked out to type any proper stuff! CHIAOOOOS!! update soon. haha. but i define the soon. :)

OOPSY DOOPSY HAPPY BDAY ANDREA :)
u eat a bananaskin


HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 2:33:00 AM


Laughter is the best medicine!




Sunday, March 14, 2010

heyyy new stuff

more new stuff for!
a new blogskin to brighten up my blog and make you happy. cause yellow is a happy colour, and happy colour gives a happy feeling, and a happy feeling makes you happy and all of us are happy.

anyway i am not a supporter of Macdonalds anymore. boo to Macs, fifty thumbs down because YAY! shaker fries is back, BOO! big time, because the shaker powder is chilli. Gross to the max!

i am waiting... :( ....
for... :(
...
...
Nothing to happen :) haha

cause nothing is a really cool thing to expect, so when something happens you know that your life is exciting, cause u expect nothing yet recieve something. haha. please... i was just kidding. that is a visionless statement. haha.

i am tired.. i am really tired.. i am really tired of being tired. wish the tiredness could go away, so that i dont have to sleep. but i enjoy sleep. how i wish not feel tired, but choose to fall asleep without being tired. so sleeping would be a hobby, which means i wouldnt need to do it, but i choose to do it cause its enjoyable. haha whatever. i hate talking to myself. its so one-sided..

i shall not talk to u anymore, the u who is me, and the me that is reading of the computer screen as u who is i is typing off the letters.

time to sleep!


HAHAHA.JIN "yellowED" at 12:23:00 AM


Laughter is the best medicine!




Saturday, March 13, 2010

BLOG, BLOGGER, BLOGGING, BLOGGED.


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